Don't beleive the hype! - Aussies are revolting

• The easiest way to make friends in Australia is get a simple medical procedure performed before you arrive - It's called a Lobotomy. Australians are truly the most primitive in-bred people the so called 'civilised' western world has ever produced. The most disgusting and devolved of the locals (which account for a least 75% of the population) are known as Bogans (a name the fools wear proudly). These people are are descended from the worst criminals of the British Empire, who were so disgusting that they had to be shipped to the opposite side of the planet, who then proceeded to inbreed and deteriorate generically for another two centauries. The resulting 'people' are incredibly stupid, xenophobic, uncultured and totally naive about anything occurring in the world other than the success of their local sport club - which they worship with a sickening religious zeal. Bogans are difficult to describe in words (you have to see them in nature to get the full effect) but try imagine the most revolting white-trash from the southern US, replace the drawling American accent with a truly 'chalk-on-blackboard' loud nasally twang, replace the word God with the name of their Footy team, replace Pick-up trucks with Utes, and remove another 50 IQ points and you have a fair idea of that to expect from the average Bogan Aussie. They are at their absolute worst when they any get alcohol into them (which is unfortunately most of the time). They become surly and violent - Try imagine the worst British Chav and double the foul attitude. In the big cities you may be lucky and encounter the remaining 25% of Aussies that have less genetic deterioration (primarily because they are only a few generations removed from there immigrant ancestors, or are not of Anglo decent), or Europeans like myself who are marooned on this desert island hell-hole. However once you get to the country towns you will only find the worst that the human species has to offer.

  Michael in Bogan Hell 30 Mar 2009, 08:07 - Report

Why is it so hard to make friends in Australia?